daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via whileweweregettinghigh)

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

(Source: castiali, via br0kenn-angel)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 24 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(via vansinthesand)